found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone
the next fob era is looking promising though: petes hair is white, joes is purple and they’ve already angered loads of racist christians
no but if Bucky was a girl, I bet they would make Stucky a thing. Like, i’m 95% sure of it.
Here are the results for my promo thingy. Please do not feel bad if you aren’t included because I still love you and I tried to include as many people as I could!
(The winners are in no particular order)
best overall • petriccah • hi-i-like-bastille • transposers • puppydan • notinakinkyway • laurapalmersflaws • hellobabysimmons • kylesimmonsisababe • bas-tea-l • queenofsecondchances • wont-you-let-it-dry • requiem-for-icarus • playalchemy • heart-fountain • leaveapathtotrace
You 3 didn’t reblog but I feel like I need to include you anyways because you all are some of my favorite people on this website and thing think you also fit into this category •kylesimmonsstache • simmonskitttens • indiemusicfreak
cutest stormer selfies you all are very cute but these were the 1st that came to mind
thank you all for participating!!!
Aw tysm! Congrats on 1k <3